It's been a good year for...

It's been a good year for...

Candi Staton

(The one who sang You Got The Love)

Who hasn't covered this? With Kasabin, The xx and, most notably, Florence covering this in one way or another, i can imagine its going to be a pleasant christmas in the Staton household, as she goes skipping down to her local building society with a lovely royalty cheque.

The Other One from Pet Shop Boys

A Brit award, a Brit performance, a comeback album and a christmas song. Not bad considering all he does is stand behind a keyboard and flap.

Calvin Harris

Since he was a young boy, he's always wanted to appear on television, with a fruit.

Josh Homme

He just wants to do everything, doesn't he? Produced a hit record, formed a geriatric supergroup and i hear he is now just putting the finishing touches to "Queens of the Stone Age the Musical" (Starring Josh Home).

Kurt Cobain

Considering he's been dead for over 10 years, he's not done bad by bringing out a new DVD. A live performance at that. Celebs, they'll do anything for fame.

HOWEVER, it has not been a good year for all.

It's been a bad year for...

Beardy-Keyboardist from Oasis

Someone took his band away from him and he's not sure where it is.

and...

Simon Cowell

NOW EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN.

Merry Christmas.